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adashofsimmerland:

I’ve laughed so hard just now…

(Source: methoticalmemento)

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory


u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

(Source: berrysherlockholmes)

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(Source: loueeh)

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

dateswithweights:

diva-of-fitness:

I was doing rounds at the gym today and saw someone put this poster up.


Wow that even looks like her signature.

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita)

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

sorry:

save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza

simplygossipgirl:

in-love-with-the-dark-side:

speckle-ss:

stomach0fbutterflies:

omfg the best scene of all of gossip girl

i watched this over 683 times

i’m pretty sure all girls want a guy that’ll kiss them like that

Man. 

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image